Florent : *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*
Alan: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I’d have 15 cents
Florent : If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after you pissed me off, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you
Mélodie: Actually I did the math, dad would have 225 dollars, not 15 cents
Will: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)
Alan: while you’re there could you buy me an apple juice please?
Will: no
Alan: :(

Alan: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apple juice
Florent: You can buy anything you want with $22,500
Rebbecca: Yeah and they want soda and apple juice
Mélodie: And you want too
Rebbecca : No. I would steel Will's
Annie: I love you everyone please dont fight for juice <3
Me : Warning everyone, she want them all
Rebbecca : she won't.
Alan: I'd stab Annie for an apple juice.